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    1. Me: *wears trashbag on head* Wife: "You look like you got into the dumb bitch juice."
  1. …in reply to @HiredThought
    be advised we are 27 days away from our 10 year anniversary
    1. …in reply to @HiredThought
      "My ideal client would find that funny." "Your ideal client also gets into the dumb bitch juice."